And now for something completely different. I wasn't too surprised at my result in the loser test. It may be due to my lack of tattoos and sexual piercings and my penchant for professional golf, but I don't know for sure. Feel free to take a break from your holiday baking, shopping, cleaning, wrapping, or whatever else you're supposed to be doing and find out where you stand. After all, it's good to have confirmation. :)