“I’m rubber, you’re glue
Everything you say sticks right back to you”
“I know you are, but what am I?”
Let’s leave the clever retorts to the master, Serverus Snape.
“Oh, very good....Yes, it is easy to see that nearly six years of magical education have not been wasted on you, Potter. 'Ghosts are transparent.'”
Doncha wish you had J.K.Rowling to write your sarcasm for you. I'm often more of a PeeWee Herman, myself. :)
I'm linking with G-man for a Friday Flash 55
90. Working with a goal in mind
91. Sunny day and blue sky
92. The blizzard that never materialized
93. Husband returning from AC tonight (no, I didn't get to go with him)
94. Venison burgers for dinner tonight
95. Laughter, laughter and more laughter (some people are so funny)
96. Biblical scenes depicted in stained glass
97. People who love instead of hate
98. Having a conversation with someone who is really listening to you
99. Sewing again (I hadn't realized how much I missed it)