Remember that trophy you got for soccer, mommy?
You think you can get me to play, no way.
I won’t get in the car or even try.
I’ll cry.
You can’t make me go to bed or eat my dinner.
You want me to get my trophy?
Here’s what it’ll say.
The World’s Greatest Brat!
Had a convo with a grandma that told me she was babysitting her grandchildren and they told her to f**k off when she said it was bedtime. They are 7 and 6. Aren't they darling?
Linking with G-Man for a Friday Flash 55
601. Today, I'm glad I'm not a grandma yet
602. Only 39 days until the election
603. Can I say Friday! (I know I've said this before)
604. A husband that just GETS me
I always consider the source. (i.e. the parents)
ReplyDeletePrecious indeed....:-)
ReplyDeleteHG....I was getting worried for a minute.
I was just about ready to come looking for you.
Loved your 55
Thanks for playing, thanks for the smile, and have a Kick Ass Week-End!!
(I hate to tell you this but.....You ARE a writer!!)
omg...if I am the grandma, I will flushed them down the toilet!!! Great 55, HG!!! Mine is here
ReplyDeleteHave you a ROCKING AND BLESSED WEEKEND!!!
hugs
shakira
ha. you know they learned they can get away with that somewhere...
ReplyDeleteThat is not acceptable in our Asian society. The kids would be in serious trouble. :P
ReplyDeletegirl email me again so i can send it on for your ebook win...thanks
ReplyDeleteSounds like grandma needs to go old school on a couple of tender butts!
ReplyDeleteThose kids would never set foot in my house again, relation or not.
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